(Strange!) Kamasutra: 7 Most Bizarre Sex Positions
The kamasutra is one of the oldest documentations of sensual and sexual practises. While several of the sex positions have become common practise for many, there are several that are actually quite bizarre and seem overcomplicated!
We can firmly say, there are more than 7 strange sex positions, just look at some of the mainstream porn that's come out recently, but these hand-select few are the ones that confused us the most or just made us chuckle.
Take a look for yourself and be the judge!
1. The Helicopter.
While it's not the most confusing position we have seen, it certainly still raises some questions. For example "just how comfortable is this?", "wouldn't the angle of the guy's penis hurt the woman in question?", "how long do you think you would last until you got cramp in your calf?" All of which, in our opinion, are legitimate questions.
The aptly named 'Brute' sex position seems to be just that... i.e. brutal! If you've been working on your yoga routine than maybe this is a good opportunity to demonstrate your core strength and flexibility. More than anything, you might wanna make sure your spine is still in tact after this one!
Is it just us, or does this seem like a disaster in the making? People have often seriously hurt themselves during rampant sex on a bed, adding a flight of stairs to the mix rings some serious alarm bells! Coupled with the fact that one of individuals is hand-standing on said stairs, we can easily visualise a bunch of pain-inducing scenarios that could play out while attempting this. It may be wise to practise on flat ground first!
Again, this hardly screams of comfort or a scene that alludes to 'sexual arousal'. Maybe for the guy as he has a pretty good view of the action, but other than that... Well, each to their own!
Visually, this just doesn't do anything for either party. It looks awkward, uncomfortable and non-sustainable. In other words, PASS on the Overpass!
Yes, to be fair the dude gets a great view of the penetration taking place, but only up until his neck and shoulders give out and he has to move position. This might be fun for a few minutes but any more than that? You might be too stiff to even move.
Now this title is genius, you read a title like this, see the stance and you can't help but laugh. While this position might have people curious, it's hardly practical or enables longevity. Sure, female partners might like to feel somewhat weightless for a couple of minutes, so why not give it a try if you fancy it. Just don't expect your partner to be able to keep you there for the whole duration.
There are hundreds of sex positions that you can try if you like to experiment with what can provide you and partner with new sensations as well as a means to mix things up a bit in the bedroom. It's always fun trying something new, so why not take a look at the Sex Positions Club website and see what piques your interest. Have you ever tried any of these moves or any other complicated ones? If so, how did you get on? We'd love to know your stories and how successful (or unsuccessful) these positions can be!
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